Thursday 5 June 2008

Paris vs Amsterdam_Part 1_1 of 2

Amsterdam, a sinful and sexual city.

We, once again, joined Anderson tour to Amsterdam.

Similar to German trip, we took a coach and headed to Dover port and began our daunting journey.

This was the second time taking ferry to travel and i wasn't as excited as before. However, we still took some nice pictures on the deck though.


Where's my Jack?


After one and a half hours ferry ride, we arrived at Calais port and proceeded our remaining and daunting journey to Amsterdam.

We arrived the hotel at about 6:30pm GMT. I was very impressed with the surrounding of the hotel. Look at these pictures.

The hotel that we stayed

The surroundings

The marina along the hotel

The hotel is located at Monnickendam. It's about 10-15 minutes drive to the heart of Amsterdam. One thing i like about the hotel is the location. It locates along the marina and you get to see loads of yatch and boats. A very serene and quiet place, i would say.

Feiyong posing at the marina

The beautiful evening sky at Monnickendam

Our room.

After having dinner at the hotel, we headed to Amsterdam, red light district. Hehehe...

We took a public bus to the city and i want to mention that the bus drivers that we met during our journey are really friendly and nice. They were very patient to us as tourists. The most important things is, they know and speak English!

Gina and her friend-Semping, CJ and me. I met Gina, my ex housemate, on this trip! What a small world.

Waiting at the bus stop to Amsterdam.


Our first destination in Amsterdam-Sex Museum, wahahaha...

The sex museum is pretty dodgy. If you are a convervative person, i suggest you not to visit there.


Yuck!!!!!!!!!!

MK, are you all right?

Men's private part is really yucky and ugly!!!

Feiyong, where did you touch????

Did you poke the right hole, Feiyong?

Why is it hairy and bushy down there??????

Who wants to try the 'breasts day' cake?

Who wants to eat and lick the chocolate?? Anyone? :)

Second destination, the most notorious and sinful place-Red Light District.

There were loads of people as it was Saturday night. You can imagine all the horny men coming out from their cave to satisfy their urge. Guys, don't deny it okie?


Feiyong posing at the red light district


Look at the picture below.

Can you see a red light which was circled? Look carefully. The prostitues were standing in front of these doors (normally 1-2 prostitutes standing in a door), wearing revealing bra and knickers, posing sexually for the attention of those 'potential customers'. If you are a GUY who is interested, just open the door and negotiate with them. If both parties are happy with the 'terms and conditions'. You are getting into the 'business'. -.-

If you see a door with closed curtain...hehehe...it meas that they are in the midst of doing 'business'

Something to remind you. You can't take pictures of those prostitutes otherwise you will be in trouble. I think it's a gesture of showing respect to them as they are professionals as well right? I am not being sarcastic okie?

To be frank, the quality of the prostitutues is quite wide ranging. It ranges from slim to fat and short to tall. I ever came across a prostitute who looks so old! Perhaps, they just wanna suit the taste of different customers. :)

Taking drugs are legal in Amsterdam. Hence, you can keep smelling drugs in the air. How? They put the drug into the cigarettes and puff it. The smell is damn unpleasant and you can feel the difference with normal cigarattes. It made me sick after inhaling it. Ah........

After an hour and a half wandering in read light district, we headed home.

A small incident happened on the way home.

One of the major transport in Amsterdam is bike. You get to loads of people cycling bike. There is a pathway specially for bike cyclists. You really need to take heed of those cyclists and NEVER EVER walk on the cycling pathway. You will be run over!!

In Amsterdam, bike cyclists are more frightening than the car driver. They are called 'killer bike'.

Unfortunately, Feiyong became one of the killer bike's victim. My ankle was slightly hurt by the bike cyclist when i crossed the road. The cyclist was f******g rude. He didn't apologize but swear at us! DAMN IT!!!

Watch out for the killer bike when you are in Amsterdam.

First night in Amsterdam.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice pictures taken!! =P

Unknown said...

Haha...thanks you.